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The 13th Sign-

Based on the short story by Christopher Van Helsing...

.... a January night in Los Angeles in 2011 and Private Eye Carson Albion walks the streets of LA on a night of chaos and havoc caused by a 13th sign- Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer- being added to the New Zodiac.

A cold winter's night in New York City tends to bring many people out of the cold and into Joe's Diner... including a vampire.

The Vampire Samurai walks the streets of the great metropolises and cities of the world in search of those Undead that are evil and after meeting the Samurai, these evil Undead no longer prey upon the living.

London, 1894. Sherlock Holmes examines manuscripts from the library of the evil Professor Moriarty. The manuscripts show correspondence between the 13th Century English Franciscan monk Roger Bacon and a 13th century Cambodian Buddhist monk.
Los Angeles, 2009. A Chinese laundryman who devoted his life to cracking the cipher in a mysterious manuscript at Yale University known as the Voynich Manuscript is found murdered.
Is there a connection between the two?

Vampire Samurai: The Plays of William Shakespeare

Tonight's episode: Hamlet Act 1, Scene i

Dracul Van Helsing and The Eros Theatre Off The Air act out Act 1, scene i of William Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Dracul Van Helsing reads aloud a short story he wrote earlier this year entitled The Abominable Snowman.

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery

Tonight's episode: Orson Welles Frozen Peas Commercial

Harry Woo International Man of Mystery is asked to do a radio commercial for Tourism Siberia. Unsure how to do a radio ad, the inscrutable Mr. Woo listens to an old radio commercial that Orson Welles tried to do on behalf of frozen peas.

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery

Tonight's episode: Mikhail Gorbachev Banquet

Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev is honoured at the Freemasonic Hall in Los Angeles (not Las Vegas like the drunk announcer at the end of the broadcast says).
Gorbachev gives a speech calling for Barack Obama to lead the world into a New World Order.
After the speech, a DJ is brought in to play a Russian song to honour Gorbachev.
The hall's regular DJ is down with an illness and a replacement DJ is brought in to play a Russian song- Harry Woo International Man of Mystery.

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery

Tonight's episode: Harry Woo and His Spanish Eyes

In tonight's episode, Harry Woo International Man of Mystery is having dinner with his friend Carson Albion Private Eye in the Blue Kahlua Lounge.
The lounge's featured singer for this evening Margarita Lopez has dedicated her opening song "Spanish Eyes" to Harry Woo. Find out why in tonight's episode.

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery

Tonight's episode: Mikhail Gorbachev Meets Algernon Hissed

In tonight's episode, Harry Woo International Man of Mystery flies to Tokyo (someone else is paying for it of course!) where he attends a rock concert (again somebody else is paying) where former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev discusses plans to turn America into a Communist state with would-be Obama advisor Algernon Hissed.

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles

Tonight's episode: Part 4 This Gun's For Hire

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye discovers the man responsible for the murder of karaoke singer Murgatroyd McGee while Serene Langdon chatters away in Swedish to some Swedish businessmen and then sings a song about Carson Albion entitled "Hero" while performing in the Blue Kahlua Lounge.

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles

Tonight's episode: Part 3 This Gun's For Hire

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye continues to investigate the murder of karaoke bar singer Murgatroyd McGee. Albion encounters an International Man of Mystery and also encounters rising singer/songstress Serene Langdon singing a Pink Martini song in the Blue Kahlua Lounge.

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles

Tonight's episode: Part 2 This Gun's For Hire

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye continues to investigate the karaoke bar murder of Murgatroyd McGee.
He wiretaps a women's tupperware party hosted by multi-million dollar recording contract rising singer/songstress Serene Langdon.

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles

Tonight's episode: This Gun's For Hire

A man is shot dead in a karaoke bar for singing a bad rendition of the Bruce Springsteen song Dancing In The Dark.
No surprise there.
But then Carson Albion Private Eye receives an anonymous note saying the man's death actually has to do with a female singer earning a multi-million dollar recording contract the night before.

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual

Tonight's episode: Nosferatu From The Hermit Kingdom

In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 16th 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing from the late autumn of 2004.

Dracul Van Helsing encounters the South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan for the first time.

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