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Of Werewolves and Bow Ties

Dracul Van Helsing — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:13:06 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of The Supernatural And The Unusual Tonight's episode: Of Werewolves and Bow Ties In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing from the late autumn of 2004. He reads the December 10th 2004 journal entry and the December 12th 2004 journal entry. Why did a werewolf steal CNN talk show host Larry King's bow tie? Why did the same werewolf steal British Prime Minister Tony Blair's teddy bear from 10 Downing Street back in the late autumn of 2004? Why is Jim Gallant so afraid to eat cream soup? Which one of these questions will be answered in tonight's episode?

Return To The Wonder Years

Dracul Van Helsing — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:13:53 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: Return To The Wonder Years In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 9th 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing. In tonight's episode, Dracul Van Helsing gets his face slapped by a woman psychiatrist and also watches the Jennifer Garner movie 13 Going On 30 along with his pet Saint Bernard dog Samson.

Not Quite Saturday Night Fever

Dracul Van Helsing — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:12:09 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: Not Quite Saturday Night Fever Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 3rd 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing. Dracul Van Helsing goes to a local nightclub where he dances cheek to cheek with both Ukrainian fashion model turned vampiress Inna Huculak and Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva the famous Gorky Park vampiress. A discussion on the emerging Orange Revolution in Ukraine as well as blood flows on the dance floor.

Then There Was Napoleon

Dracul Van Helsing — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:32:07 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural And The Unusual Tonight's episode: Then There Was Napoleon In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 2nd 2004 journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing. Note: December 2nd 2004 was the 200th Anniversary of Napoleon Bonaparte crowning himself Emperor of the French- Napoleon I.

The Phantom of the Theatre

Dracul Van Helsing — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:20:02 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: The Phantom of The Theatre In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud a mystery/horror short story written by the great vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entitled The Phantom of the Theatre. Nancy applies for a job to be a ticket seller and an usherette in the old Napier Theatre downtown which seems to be re-opening. The only odd thing about applying for this job was that her job interview must take place at 11 PM at night. Why was that?

When Lions Are Born

Dracul Van Helsing — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:10:11 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: When Lions Are Born In tonight's episode, the character of the sexy South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan is introduced. South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan and Dracul Van Helsing's British cousin Edmund Van Helsing protect Sir Winston Churchill's grave from being desecrated by Nazi vampires on November 30th, 2004 which was the 130th anniversary of Sir Winston Churchill's birth.

The Barber of Seville... Not...

Dracul Van Helsing — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:00:49 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of The Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: The Barber of Seville... Not... In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the Journal entries for November 26th, 2004 and November 27th, 2004 from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing. Hickeys on Dracul Van Helsing's neck, wrestling short skirted vampiresses and the unfolding of Ukraine's Orange Revolution of late autumn 2004 all play a role in tonight's episode.

Beef Steak, Bacardi and Beauty

Dracul Van Helsing — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:45:19 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of The Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: Beef Steak, Bacardi and Beauty In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the November 25th, 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing Vampire Hunter.

From Russia With Vampiric Love

Dracul Van Helsing — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:27:36 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: From Russia With Vampiric Love Carson Albion Private Eye continues to read from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing Vampire Hunter. These particular Journal entries were written 4 years ago in the late autumn of 2004. In addition to Dracul Van Helsing's next-door neighbour Carmen the sexy blonde witch, two new characters are introduced into tonight's episode- a sexy brunette Russian vampiress and a sexy blonde Ukrainian vampiress- both of whom would play important crucial roles in Ukraine's Orange Revolution in the late autumn of 2004.

Vampires and Border Security

Dracul Van Helsing — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:12:26 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: Vampires and Border Security In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the Vampire Hunter Journal entries of Dracul Van Helsing written from November 17th, 2004 to November 20th, 2004. Note: When Albion read from the November 18th, 2004 entry in tonight's podcast, he mistakenly referred to it as November 8th. Mr. Albion will not be allowed to drink bourbon while broadcasting in the future.

Fall-Out On Wall Street

Dracul Van Helsing — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:41:51 GMT

Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud the fictional stock market horror story Fall-Out On Wall Street written back on Thursday October 2nd 2008 by the great vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing. The fictional stock market horror story is set against the backdrop of the world global financial meltdown that occurred this past autumn.

Who Killed Mr. Mush? - Carson Albion Private Eye Investigates

Dracul Van Helsing — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:24:56 GMT

What became of the man they called Mr. Mush? Mr. Mush was last seen riding a horse. But now he's disappeared. Was he kidnapped? Was he killed? Carson Albion Private Eye investigates.