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Orson Welles Frozen Peas Commercial

Dracul Van Helsing — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:08:35 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery Tonight's episode: Orson Welles Frozen Peas Commercial Harry Woo International Man of Mystery is asked to do a radio commercial for Tourism Siberia. Unsure how to do a radio ad, the inscrutable Mr. Woo listens to an old radio commercial that Orson Welles tried to do on behalf of frozen peas.

Mikhail Gorbachev Banquet

Dracul Van Helsing — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 05:21:07 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery Tonight's episode: Mikhail Gorbachev Banquet Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev is honoured at the Freemasonic Hall in Los Angeles (not Las Vegas like the drunk announcer at the end of the broadcast says). Gorbachev gives a speech calling for Barack Obama to lead the world into a New World Order. After the speech, a DJ is brought in to play a Russian song to honour Gorbachev. The hall's regular DJ is down with an illness and a replacement DJ is brought in to play a Russian song- Harry Woo International Man of Mystery.

Harry Woo and His Spanish Eyes

Dracul Van Helsing — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:56:27 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery Tonight's episode: Harry Woo and His Spanish Eyes In tonight's episode, Harry Woo International Man of Mystery is having dinner with his friend Carson Albion Private Eye in the Blue Kahlua Lounge. The lounge's featured singer for this evening Margarita Lopez has dedicated her opening song "Spanish Eyes" to Harry Woo. Find out why in tonight's episode.

Mikhail Gorbachev Meets Algernon Hissed

Dracul Van Helsing — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:41:28 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Harry Woo International Man of Mystery Tonight's episode: Mikhail Gorbachev Meets Algernon Hissed In tonight's episode, Harry Woo International Man of Mystery flies to Tokyo (someone else is paying for it of course!) where he attends a rock concert (again somebody else is paying) where former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev discusses plans to turn America into a Communist state with would-be Obama advisor Algernon Hissed.

Part 4 This Gun's For Hire

Dracul Van Helsing — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:42:25 GMT

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles Tonight's episode: Part 4 This Gun's For Hire In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye discovers the man responsible for the murder of karaoke singer Murgatroyd McGee while Serene Langdon chatters away in Swedish to some Swedish businessmen and then sings a song about Carson Albion entitled "Hero" while performing in the Blue Kahlua Lounge.

Part 3 This Gun's For Hire

Dracul Van Helsing — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:24:37 GMT

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles Tonight's episode: Part 3 This Gun's For Hire In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye continues to investigate the murder of karaoke bar singer Murgatroyd McGee. Albion encounters an International Man of Mystery and also encounters rising singer/songstress Serene Langdon singing a Pink Martini song in the Blue Kahlua Lounge.

Part 2 This Gun's For Hire

Dracul Van Helsing — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:29:08 GMT

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles Tonight's episode: Part 2 This Gun's For Hire In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye continues to investigate the karaoke bar murder of Murgatroyd McGee. He wiretaps a women's tupperware party hosted by multi-million dollar recording contract rising singer/songstress Serene Langdon.

This Gun's For Hire

Dracul Van Helsing — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:19:40 GMT

Vampire Samurai: The Carson Albion Chronicles Tonight's episode: This Gun's For Hire A man is shot dead in a karaoke bar for singing a bad rendition of the Bruce Springsteen song Dancing In The Dark. No surprise there. But then Carson Albion Private Eye receives an anonymous note saying the man's death actually has to do with a female singer earning a multi-million dollar recording contract the night before.

Nosferatu From The Hermit Kingdom

Dracul Van Helsing — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:01:39 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: Nosferatu From The Hermit Kingdom In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 16th 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter Journals of Dracul Van Helsing from the late autumn of 2004. Dracul Van Helsing encounters the South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan for the first time.

Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye

Dracul Van Helsing — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:05:52 GMT

Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud the Christmas children's poem Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye. Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye was written by Christopher Lord Drumheller (at least that's what Christopher will call himself if he's ever named to the British House of Lords! lol! ;) aka Dracul Van Helsing Vampire Hunter. The hero of the poem is Nathan De Burgh who is both a polar bear and a private eye. Our hero the polar bear private eye is hired by a penguin in this exciting epic.

Morning Radio With Gilderoy Lockhart

Dracul Van Helsing — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:37:12 GMT

Tonight's episode: Morning Radio With Gilderoy Lockhart Carson Albion Private Eye continues to read from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing from the late autumn of 2004. Vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing recounts a dream he had where he met Gilderoy Lockhart the inept Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwart's from the Harry Potter books.

Marxists Plan Coup D'etat In Canada

Dracul Van Helsing — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:44:46 GMT

A frighteningly true story. Three Marxists- agents of the old Soviet KGB are planning a coup d'etat to overthrow the democratically elected government of Canada- the Conservative government of Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Three Marxists- Stephane Dion the leader of the Federal Liberals, Jack Layton the leader of the Federal NDP and Giles Duceppe the leader of the Bloc Quebecois plan to defeat the Harper Conservatives on a non-confidence motion in the House of Commons and then pressure Canada's Governor-General to allow these three thugs and their respective parties to form a coalition government to implement their Marxist-Leninist policies on the nation of Canada.

Of Werewolves and Bow Ties

Dracul Van Helsing — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:13:06 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of The Supernatural And The Unusual Tonight's episode: Of Werewolves and Bow Ties In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing from the late autumn of 2004. He reads the December 10th 2004 journal entry and the December 12th 2004 journal entry. Why did a werewolf steal CNN talk show host Larry King's bow tie? Why did the same werewolf steal British Prime Minister Tony Blair's teddy bear from 10 Downing Street back in the late autumn of 2004? Why is Jim Gallant so afraid to eat cream soup? Which one of these questions will be answered in tonight's episode?

Return To The Wonder Years

Dracul Van Helsing — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:13:53 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: Return To The Wonder Years In tonight's episode, Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 9th 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing. In tonight's episode, Dracul Van Helsing gets his face slapped by a woman psychiatrist and also watches the Jennifer Garner movie 13 Going On 30 along with his pet Saint Bernard dog Samson.

Not Quite Saturday Night Fever

Dracul Van Helsing — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:12:09 GMT

Vampire Samurai: Tales of the Supernatural and The Unusual Tonight's episode: Not Quite Saturday Night Fever Carson Albion Private Eye reads aloud from the December 3rd 2004 Journal entry from the Vampire Hunter journals of Dracul Van Helsing. Dracul Van Helsing goes to a local nightclub where he dances cheek to cheek with both Ukrainian fashion model turned vampiress Inna Huculak and Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva the famous Gorky Park vampiress. A discussion on the emerging Orange Revolution in Ukraine as well as blood flows on the dance floor.